Excuse me, Mam! Mam! Before you get on that bus, I gotta show you this great thing!
What?
This thing, right here. Take a look for yourself.
God. That’s so weird. What’s it for?
Well… It’s magical and for just 2 dollars, it’s yours.
But why do I need it?
It makes lewd sucking noises.
That’s great. But can it solve my problems?…
Of course. It’s very creative.
Is it art?
No. But it can drink red wine and look completely un-amused at hockey games.
I see. So is it ,like, a paperweight or something?
It can do that.
Sorry. I don’t think I need it, whatever it is.
No. Wait!... It…it can open jars too… And it’s yours for just one dollar.
It’s a jar opener?
Not exactly. But it has a lot of related experience.
Look, whatever it is, I don’t need one of those.
In that case, can I get two bucks? I really need to get on this bus.
This thing, right here. Take a look for yourself.
God. That’s so weird. What’s it for?
Well… It’s magical and for just 2 dollars, it’s yours.
But why do I need it?
It makes lewd sucking noises.
That’s great. But can it solve my problems?…
Of course. It’s very creative.
Is it art?
No. But it can drink red wine and look completely un-amused at hockey games.
I see. So is it ,like, a paperweight or something?
It can do that.
Sorry. I don’t think I need it, whatever it is.
No. Wait!... It…it can open jars too… And it’s yours for just one dollar.
It’s a jar opener?
Not exactly. But it has a lot of related experience.
Look, whatever it is, I don’t need one of those.
In that case, can I get two bucks? I really need to get on this bus.
1 comment:
Never talk to Milton Street when you're waiting for the bus. Always walk in the other direction. It's not worth it.
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