My Confession

I told you I loved you. But I’ve been saying the same thing about pickle juice for years and I still don’t know if I mean it.

I can’t help myself.

One thing is certain though. With pickle juice, I can walk away at any time. I can come and go as I please. And I really need that kind of freedom. So, when all is said and done, I think I do love pickle juice and I’m pretty sure I never loved you.

Sorry for the confusion.